Oh…wait-wait-wait…wait a second…let me enter a dialogue with myself here…I have my OWN website…my website isn’t Twitter…it will never immediately display an endless stream of vomit and diarrhea when I access it…Elon will never earn even one cent if “dat a$$ tho 😂” is ever posted on it…I will never need to pay $3+ monthly to severely-uncripple it…it will never contain hateful-and-dangerous conspiracy theories that are essentially pulled out of someone’s ass every morning…it will never publicly display literally-pointless tallies of views and “followers”…fuck yeah, I love the Internet.